91. Jennifer Lopez insured her butt
After tabloids printed that Jennifer Lopez took out a $27 million policy on her famous backside, she had to go on late-night television to deny that rumor. However, after years of looking at it, many “appraisers” would probably give it a similar value.
90. Jacqueline Susann and Ethel Merman were lovers
Unless you’re a gay man of a certain age, you may not have heard that the Valley of the Dollsauthor and the Broadway diva supposedly had an affair. Many believe that widely reported incidents of Susann teaching Merman how to strip for Gypsy, and showing up at her door shouting, “Ethel, I love you,” led to steamier fiction. But what happened behind closed doors we’ll never know.
89. Curt Schilling faked his infamous bloody sock
In 2004, the Red Sox faced off against their mortal enemies, the Yankees, for the American League Championship. The game reached miracle status when team doctors stabilized an ankle injury plaguing star pitcher Schilling, who threw an incredible game as blood seeped out of his wound. Naturally, some sore losers say Red Sox team members painted the sock, or filled it with ketchup, so that Schilling could have even more glory. To answer that, Schilling tweeted a picture of his ankle injury.
88. Michael Bay’s secret biological father was a Hollywood legend
As a director, Bay is known for explosive action movies like the Transformer series. He might have inherited more than a style from director John Frankenheimer, who made The Manchurian Candidate. Bay was adopted and, while searching for his biological parents, history revealed that Frankenheimer had a one-night stand with his mother and might be his real dad. Gene tests later proved otherwise — at least that’s what Frankenheimer says.
87. Jan and Marcia Brady hooked up
While many of The Brady Bunch kids have opened up about their peccadilloes on set, there is still one case of she said/she said that hasn’t been resolved. In her memoir, Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia, says she made out with co-star Eve Plumb, who played Jan, one day at work. Plumb denies it. Sure, Jan.
86. Big Daddy Kane told Oprah he has HIV
After Eazy-E died in 1995 due to complications associated with AIDS, there was a witch hunt for other rappers who had HIV. For some reason there is a collective misremembrance that Big Daddy Kane went on the Oprah Winfrey Show and told the host he had the virus. No such footage exists. Unless the Illuminati has it and is keeping it a secret.
85. Bill Gates is Satan
If you add together the ASCII values (Where A=65, B=66, etc) in Bill Gates III’s name, it adds up to 666. If that’s not proof that he’s the Antichrist, then just remember that stupid talking paperclip from Microsoft Word.