Listen, I don’t claim to be a fashion expert. I like my clothes comfortable, and that is my only requirement. But, I do know a fashion tragedy when I see one. And here we have a list of fashion choices that can only be described with words like unfortunate, dumb, ridiculous, nauseating, unholy, and Satan-inspired– you get the picture. No matter if you have a substantial sense of style or not, you surely have more of a fashion sense than those wearing the 29 pieces of clothing below.
This list has its fair share of confusing graphic tees, shoes that were clearly designed by aliens who have never seen shoes before, and many unfortunately naughty-looking designs. So strap in because folks, I don’t think you understand how wild a ride this is going to be. Without further ado, here are 29 fashion disasters you won’t be able to look away from.
In fact, they might make you look like Mr. Bean here.
With your nose, all scrunched, clearly disturbed by the sight in front of you.
If you’re in a public space, try not to gasp too loudly when you see these tragedies of fashion.
You had meat tacos
Sure, it’s supposed to say “You had me at tacos,” but it looks so much like “You had meat tacos.”
This isn’t a bad shirt, either way, to be honest.
Fierce and ocused
Someone at Old Navy wasn’t very focused when they were making this shirt, now, were they?
The irony is strong with this one.
This is a violent crime.
“I want like, a button-down shirt, but it should look like someone’s dog piddled all over it.”
I guess D, O, P, and E do spell out DOPE, but when they’re all jumbled up like that, they can also spell PEDO.
So, good luck with that.
“Hello, 911, I’d like to report a terrifying fashion crime.”
911 Dispatcher: “Of course, this is exactly what we’re here for. Go ahead.”
It’s honestly disrespectful that Yeezy stole my grandfather’s sweater out of my moth-infested attic, and sold it online.
Wake me up! When is Saturday?
I’m reading this like it’s from the perspective of a sleepy amnesia victim: “Wake me up! When is Saturday? Where am I? Who am I?”
Grumpy cat leggings
Yeah, these are a big no.
Even Grumpy Cat seems extra grumpy about how poorly these are designed.
The people who care are the World Health Organization, but then they go by WHO, well, it can have some unintended effects.
Red, white, and blue.
Newsflash: Just because something is red, white, and blue doesn’t mean it represents the U.S. flag.
And no, this was not supposed to be a French-themed cowboy hat.
My day starts after coffee
But the text on this shirt starts wherever it pleases!
Clearly, whoever made this hadn’t had their morning java.
This t-shirt says Saturday.
And this is why you don’t wear it with cardigans.
I bet if I were to tap this guy on the shoulder and scream, “How many solutions is it?” into his face, he would very calmly be like, “I get this all the time. I have no idea, and I’m so sorry.”
I bus bus
I bus, bus! Do you bus, bus?
We all bus, bus!
Right, left, wrong
Think about it…
And there it is. These shoes are on the wrong shoe.